Your best jokes #Blogtober2017

Your best jokes #Blogtober2017

Your best jokes #Blogtober2017

This year I thought it would be super exciting to take part in #Blogtober2017 if you don’t know what that is, then hop along to Hexmum’s blog (Mandi) and you can take a looksie. I have also decided that I’m going to go all Stealth mode with these posts, as i don’t want to spam my homepage with blogtober, but don’t worry I’m still taking part! – You can also click on my blogtober image in the sidebar.

Day 10 of Blogtober is all about Jokes, at first I had no idea what I was going to write about, I thought about telling you a story about some practical jokes that we made on my younger brother at some point but i decided against that, and turned to the UK Parent Blogger Crowdsourcing group on Facebook and asked for some of their best jokes, and this is what we got, I will also link back to their blogs incase you want to see the face behind the joke! 😛

I’m sure everyone loves a good joke, so i’m not to tell you but maybe i could share one of my favourite jokes, here goes: “What did the Policeman say to his stomach? – You’re under a vest”.

Your Jokes:

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?He worked it out with a pencil.

Julie Wigg (Pondering Parenthood)

Someone stole my mood ring.. – I don’t know how I feel about that.

Christy Bruckner (Welsh Mum)

Why do the Norwegians have barcodes on their ships? So they can ScanDaNavyIn

Sinead Latham (Sinead Latham)

What did the buffalo say when his son left? Bison!

Pete Chatfield (Household money saving)

Why do cats have fur coats?Because they would look silly in plastic macs!

Sarah Sullivan (Mummy Cat Notes)

What do you call a 3 legged donkey?  – A wonkey

Clare Nicholas (Mummys Always Write)

Why shouldn’t you give Elsa a balloon?Because she’ll “Let it gooooooo”!

Anoushka Yeoh (Spitting Yarn)

Here’s a Knock Knock joke for ya!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in it’s cold out here

Debbie Sharratt (My boys club)


Sorry if i didn’t feature everyone’s jokes on here, i didn’t realise there were so many hehe. Let me know in the comments below which was your favorite from the ones listed, and do you have a favourite joke?


Until tomorrow’s blog post (Prompt is Kitchen) – cya x





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