This year I thought it would be super exciting to take part in #Blogtober2017 if you don’t know what that is, then hop along to Hexmum’s blog (Mandi) and you can take a looksie. I have also decided that I’m going to go all Stealth mode with these posts, as i don’t want to spam my homepage with blogtober, but don’t worry I’m still taking part! – You can also click on my blogtober image in the sidebar.
Day 10 of Blogtober is all about Jokes, at first I had no idea what I was going to write about, I thought about telling you a story about some practical jokes that we made on my younger brother at some point but i decided against that, and turned to the UK Parent Blogger Crowdsourcing group on Facebook and asked for some of their best jokes, and this is what we got, I will also link back to their blogs incase you want to see the face behind the joke! 😛
I’m sure everyone loves a good joke, so i’m not to tell you but maybe i could share one of my favourite jokes, here goes: “What did the Policeman say to his stomach? – You’re under a vest”.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? – A carrot!
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? – He worked it out with a pencil.
Julie Wigg (Pondering Parenthood)
Someone stole my mood ring.. – I don’t know how I feel about that.
Christy Bruckner (Welsh Mum)
Why do the Norwegians have barcodes on their ships? – So they can ScanDaNavyIn
Sinead Latham (Sinead Latham)
What did the buffalo say when his son left? – Bison!
Pete Chatfield (Household money saving)
Why do cats have fur coats? – Because they would look silly in plastic macs!
Sarah Sullivan (Mummy Cat Notes)
What do you call a 3 legged donkey? – A wonkey
Clare Nicholas (Mummys Always Write)
Why shouldn’t you give Elsa a balloon? – Because she’ll “Let it gooooooo”!
Anoushka Yeoh (Spitting Yarn)
Here’s a Knock Knock joke for ya!
Lettuce in it’s cold out here
Debbie Sharratt (My boys club)
Sorry if i didn’t feature everyone’s jokes on here, i didn’t realise there were so many hehe. Let me know in the comments below which was your favorite from the ones listed, and do you have a favourite joke?
Until tomorrow’s blog post (Prompt is Kitchen) – cya x